Just when I thought the Kardashian women had shoved all their crappy habits into our face; careless sex, physical abuse, child endangerment, drunken brawls, posing for Playboy as arranged by their “Momager” and over indulgence of anything they desire, Kim Kardashian has one more and this one can absolutely devastate an entire family’s future. Kim Kardashian has just announced that she’s launching her own credit card in a bid to teach teens how to spend sensibly. The wealthy socialite has lent her name to the Kardashian Prepaid Mastercard, which will let parents give their kids a small amount of credit so they can keep an eye on their finances.
Are you kidding me? This woman whose only claim to fame was a sex tape and whose entire family flaunts not only an immoral life style, but one that is, at times, violent and abusive is going to tell me how to raise a financially responsible adult by giving her a credit card? The only thing the Kardashian women can teach my daughter is how to be objectified, over exposed and abused. They teach disrespect for self and others. They teach that money should be obtained in ANY manner and used for greed. They teach that self gratification should come at all costs and they have learned that from their mother who has no problem instructing her daughters to use their bodies and even sexual acts to get a bigger check, contract or house! [Read more]
An honorable father in pop culture seems as hard to find as a mythical creature. Now, I know an honorable father is not the Lockness Monster or Big Foot and he’s not mythical. I do have to search to find one, but it is well worth the effort! Right now, pop culture, specifically Hollywood, is shining the spot light on fathers who are nothing more than a mockery of the role of father. A father is a man who supports, guides and protects his family, not pimp them out or do nothing while his family spirals out of control. [Read more]
I read this morning that the Duggars, from 18 And Counting and then 19 And Counting, are considering having yet another child; their 2oth! The Duggars are a Christian couple who lead a Christian life and take every baby they feel God blesses them with. Who am I to question God’s plan for someone’s life, but I do have an opinion about their choice.
I do believe children are a gift from God. I also believe God blesses moms with the ability to love all her children. But if God meant for us to have 20 children, He would also have given mothers an extra pair of eyes, preferably some that could rotate completely around our head, and some extra arms! Our knees would bend with ease in the either direction. We would have super sonic hearing and a voice that would never grow weary of explaining things over and over and over again! Mother’s would look like some freaky monster from a sci-fi movie! [Read more]
Finally, the new year is here! I headlined 2 shows on New Year’s Eve and the audience members were more than ready to say good riddance to 2008! No one I know had anything good to say about last year! Most of us think we can get hit by a tow truck, dragged 3 miles and left in front of a closed-due -to-the economy soup kitchen and when you came to would utter, “At least it is better than last year!”
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Ok, I will admit it, Cops is one of my favorite shows! I love watching cops! Now, it seems like there are two types of cops. One type of cop loves to run after the perp, tackle him to the ground, push his face into the grass and yell out his Miranda rights into the ear that is not full of dirt and blood!
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Yes! I said it! NIPPLE RINGS!!!! Why? What are the reasons for nipple rings? A place to hang my car keys? God knows, I keep losing those keys and that would be a sure fire way to keep track of them!
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So apparently there were students from a third grade class that were so mad at their teacher, they plotted to kill her! Yes KILL her! Can you believe it? I was shocked. They weren’t messing around either, we are talking true law and order stuff. Details revealed that these third graders, (students who are approximately 9 years old) had a plan. And not just any old plan, a well thought out, plan! Each of the students was assigned a job, one was to bring rope, one was to bring handcuffs, the bravest and strongest was going to hit her in the head with a hammer…the list of jobs goes on. Each one knew exactly what they had to execute the plot…no pun intended!
I thought this teacher must be a hideous child abusing witch for her students to hate her as much as they did!
Then I thought, hey, these kids turned out smart, crafty, and resourceful! They had a plot that was so well thought out and organized. Surely this teacher did her job in teaching these kids how to think on their own, work as a group and execute a project from beginning to end!
Far cry from comstructing the DNA strand model for the science fair, but impressive all the same!
So they say Botox is bad for you. Apparently the poison they inject with you can travel to your brain! You really think this is going to stop people from getting botox! They carve their faces like Halloween Jack-O-Lanterns as is! Demi Moore is willing use live leeches on her body as a beauty process. I myself still use artificial sweetners even though they cause all kinds of damage! I use the blue, pink and yellow packages! I order a large fries and that diet coke! My friend and I even planned a trip to TJ to be injected with bat urine to lose weight! I will try anything except DIET AND EXERCISE!!!
But, I digress, back to the botox. Here how’s I battle that demon…To look younger, I hang out with older people! I only make love with hubby on my back so all that skin lies backward with me!
Seriously….I live life to the fullest, laugh with my husband and love my kids up every chance I get. I adore my friends and share with them my dismays of the day so i don’t talk to my family about negative things. I read a psalm every morning and see the bigger picture!
That’s how I stay young and beautiful!
One night I was sound asleep and I heard a noise downstairs. I tried and tried to wake up my husband to no avail! I got out of bed and opened the bedroom door…THAT woke him up.
He asked, “Where are you going?”
I whispered, “I heard a noise!”
“And you are going downstairs like that by yourself? Are you crazy? I’m glad I woke up and stopped you!” He reached under the bed, “Here, take the bat!”
After that we shopped for burglar alarms. At a minimum you are looking at 2000 dollars! Who has that kind of cash lying around? And if I DID, then I would need a burglar alarm. Here’s what I think…if a burglar can make it past the slip and slide and skate board in the front yard, clear the garden hose across the porch, recover from tripping on the Tonka truck under the window, make it upstairs without puncturing his foot on a Polly Pockets doll, not break his neck on my husband’s work boots at the top of the stairs, why then that burglar deserves whatever I have in my jewelry box! I think all I have in there are teeth from the tooth fairy, a Hello Kitty adjustable ring and a macaroni necklace!
Move over Halloween! Christmas is everywhere… ALREADY!
I hate seeing commercials during Christmas. The one I hate the most is the one where a family is dresses in red sweaters, the Yule log is burning, there are carols softly playing in the background, the whole family is decorating the tree. The father hands the mom an ornament and lo and behold, there is a diamond bracelet attached. IN MY DREAMS!
First, I have to bribe the entire family to help me decorate the tree. The TV is blaring the latest episode of COPS. My oldest teen is throwing as many ornaments on just one branch and asking, Can I be done? Can I be done? Can I be done! My son has taken Baby Jesus from the manger and has him fighting with a nutcracker. . The ultimate battle of GOOD VS EVIL! And all the while my husband is cussing and kicking things while sawing branches from the tree trying to make it even. My only jewelry is a half eaten popcorn necklace and even THAT has baby slobber on it! And a happy new year!
